The cautious arm of cordiality

BULS learned last week that Daniel O’Doherty, more Thatcherite than maggie herself, had been elected as Chair of Birmingham University Conservative NO Future.  DoD is memorable to BULS readers for his readiness to get stuck into topical debates and we really hope the spirit of cordiality continues between both chairs.

 

Guise and DoD have already held top-level talks to discuss future co-operative events and some progress will soon be made public.  However, we can exclusively reveal that next year there will indeed be a BUCF Vs BULS football match.  Brigid Jones has been despatched to provide healthy-half-time snacks, and Matt Reeves is in negotiations with Aston Villa, to secure a loan deal for Luke Moore and Olaf Mellberg.

5 Responses to “The cautious arm of cordiality”

  1. We can try and get Thierry Henry, who has been linked with a move to Villa

  2. when did mellberg leave villa? what about larrson he’s good.

    in fairness i could name the whole albion squad.

  3. Laursen is awesome it’s true, and Mellberg left at the end of this season to go to Juve.

  4. ah see, it’s not like it happened ages ago, i can be let off for that.

  5. I’m about to place an order for carrot and celery sticks, how many do you reckon we’re catering for?

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