Cocaine

Local news has reported to me this lunch time that 16 MPs have signed an EDM calling for a new energy drink, named (but containing no) Cocaine, to be banned. The idea is that it may glamorise cocaine use with youngsters, something I am dubious about.

More importantly though, why won’t Coke, or Coca Cola, which one actually did contain Cocaine and is named after it, be included in this ban? And what about my year three class teacher, Mrs Cocaine?

2 Responses to “Cocaine”

  1. i remember eating sweets called Toxic Waste as a youngster. Fortunately i was never tempted to eat actual toxic waste

  2. More importantly, did you really have a teacher called Mrs Cocaine?
    That really is unfortunate..

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